Come Dine With Me - You Won Jane Dear Lord What a Sad Little Life - Kitchen Spatula // Gift British Meme UK TV Cooking Kitchenware

Come Dine With Me - You Won Jane Dear Lord What a Sad Little Life - Kitchen Spatula // Gift British Meme UK TV Cooking KitchenwareDon't you dare go spending that money you have on lessons in grace and decorum. Spend it here, on everyone's favourite "Come Dine With Me" moment. To not buy this spatula would mean you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without tyres on. Double sided design. Laser engraved into quality bamboo. 1 side containing Peter's face with the "You won, Jane" text down the handle. The other side has a different Peter image, with the text: "Dear lord,

Don't you dare go spending that money you have on lessons in grace and decorum.

Spend it here, on everyone's favourite "Come Dine With Me" moment.

To not buy this spatula would mean you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without tyres on.

Double sided design.  Laser engraved into quality bamboo.

1 side containing Peter's face with the "You won, Jane" text down the handle. The other side has a different Peter image, with the text: "Dear lord, what a sad little life"

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As with all wood, it's not dishwasher safe nor ideal to leave soaked in water.

So a simple handwash wipe down the item after use will ensure the product keeps you smiling in the kitchen (or wherever you hang it) for time to come.

All Spoons/ Spatulas will fade a little with kitchen use, especially if you're thoroughly scrubbing. I recommend a light wipe with a soft sponge and fairy liquid/ dish detergent. Although with the images being burned into the wood, it should take a while for it to degrade to a point of sadness.

Get in touch if you have any issues or want any aftercare support. I just want to make people happy.
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