Dexter Morgan "You deserve my knife..." inspired Fancy Wooden Cheeseboard/ Charcuterie Serving Set
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Dexter Morgan "You deserve my knife..." inspired Fancy Wooden Cheeseboard/ Charcuterie Serving Set

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Dexter Morgan "You deserve my knife..." inspired Fancy Wooden Cheeseboard/ Charcuterie Serving SetIf you have a never ending need to murder some cheese, or to go all Bay Harbor Butcher on some charcuterie, then thise here is the thing that will complete your life. Using luxury quality Hevea wood, this item is beautifully laser engraved with Dexter Morgan and the iconic "You've done more to deserve my knife than anyone" quote. With a surprise easter egg on the inside containing Doakes with his quote that is so often meme'd on the inside. I can

If you have a never ending need to murder some cheese, or to go all Bay Harbor Butcher on some charcuterie, then thise here is the thing that will complete your life.

Using luxury quality Hevea wood, this item is beautifully laser engraved with Dexter Morgan and the iconic "You've done more to deserve my knife than anyone" quote.  With a surprise easter egg on the inside containing Doakes with his quote that is so often meme'd on the inside.  I can remove that though if you'd prefer.

The top of the board swivels to reveal a second layer which contains 3 cheese/ charcuterie tools inside.
Each tool has a 2" wooden handle and an approx 2.5" sharp end.

As with all my cheeseboards/ charcuterie sets, this set uses an excellent premium wood (in this case Hevea), and I confidently believe this will win you (or whomever the recipient is) over when you handle it in person if they're a fan of cheese/ charcuterie and Dexter.  It'll be a prized possession for many many years to come.

These measure approximately 20cmx20cm and has a thickness of approx 4cm, weighing in at approximately 0.7kg

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As with all wood, it's not dishwasher safe nor ideal to leave soaked in water.

So a quick handwash wipe down right after use will ensure your cheese dates go well for a long long time.

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TheRealYoshihito
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 5
Dividing the Office
Color: Black, Size: 4' Wide x 6' Tall (Fluted)
The Hush Screen Portable Office Divider has been a game-changer for my workspace. It not only adds a touch of privacy but also beautifully separates the area, creating distinct zones within my office. The divider's design is functional and modern, seamlessly fitting into my decor. Its portability allows me to reconfigure my workspace as needed, adding an element of versatility. Setting it up was a breeze, and it was sturdy enough to stand on its own. If you're looking for an effective way to enhance your office layout, this divider is a fantastic choice. I can definitely recommend it!
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Reviewed in the United States on August 11, 2023
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JJH
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 4
Light commercial grade quality
Color: Black, Size: 4' Wide x 6' Tall (Fluted), Color: Black, Size: 4' Wide x 6' Tall (Fluted)
This VERSARE hush screen portable divider appears to be well made and of light commercial grade quality. The lightweight aircraft aluminum frame and black fabric panel aren’t as heavy duty as the commercial grade steel panels of years past, but this panel certainly has adequate durability for home or office use. The sleek modern style is aesthetically pleasing, definitely appropriate for commercial applications, it doesn’t look cheap, or out of place. It’s freestanding and portable, with optional locking wheels, measuring 4’ wide X 6’ tall. The top panel is made of a clear fluted fiberglass, providing a window for natural light to filter through. I’m currently using it in my home office to partition of a separate workspace for my college student. It works very well for my purpose, I now have two relatively private workspaces in one office. It’s fairly easy to assemble, but the instructions could be more detailed and illustrative. One thing that I don’t like about it, is that the legs only slide in place, but they don’t bolt to the frame, allowing the legs to slide out of place when the panel is lifted up. The problem isn’t as magnified with the wheels installed, because the panel is then rolled, rather than lifted. It would be much easier to lift and move if the legs were bolted in place. But since I won’t be moving the divider very often, it’s not a deal breaker. Overall, I’m very pleased with the quality and look of this portable divider. At just under $555, it’s perhaps a tad bit overpriced, but still a reasonably good value. I recommend this VERSARE portable divider for home or office applications.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 29, 2023
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Paula P.
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
Excellent wall partition for separating work desk stations.
Color: Charcoal Gray, Size: 4' Wide x 6' Tall (Fluted)
This Hush Screen Portable Divider has worked perfectly to separate individual desk work spaces in our office environment. The fluted windows allow natural light to cascade in to the space while still allowing work privacy. Very easy to move and light weight so you can easily change your space to your liking. The modern look and design fits our office aesthetic perfectly.
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Michelle Garcia
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Great for a homeschool room
Color: Black, Size: 4' Wide x 6' Tall (Fluted)
I homeschool my kids and in their school room, I use this to divide between my sons side & my daughters side. Its easy to set up, and is sturdy.
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Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 5
Best sock I've ever had!
Size: Large, Color: White, Size: Large, Color: White
I have these same socks in white and gray, oh, and a couple of colors, and they are my favorite socks. They're the most comfortable, best-fitting socks I've ever ordered.
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