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Pocket Fishrmen: The Greatest Story Ever Told - VINYL LPTitle: The Greatest Story Ever Told Artist: Pocket Fishrmen Label: Saustex Media Product Type: VINYL LP UPC: 614511848725 Genre: Rock Release Date: 2017 11 24 Number of Discs: 1 Additional Details: Explicit Lyrics, 140 GRAM VINYL, GATEFOLD LP JACKET, BONUS CD Saustex Records is pleased to announce The Greatest Story Ever Told a career spanning, re recorded "best of" collection comprising thirty songs by Austin, Texas' greatest and longest running sci
Title: The Greatest Story Ever ToldArtist: Pocket Fishrmen
Label: Saustex Media
Product Type: VINYL LP
UPC: 614511848725
Genre: Rock
Release Date: 2017-11-24
Number of Discs: 1
Additional Details: Explicit Lyrics, 140 GRAM VINYL, GATEFOLD LP JACKET, BONUS CD
Saustex Records is pleased to announce The Greatest Story Ever Told a career spanning, re-recorded "best of" collection comprising thirty songs by Austin, Texas' greatest and longest running sci-fi punk metal band the Pocket Fishrmen. These deviants boldly go where no band has gone before with previously uncharted subject matter and rhyme schemes on this goofy yet edifying volume. This nicely gatefold packaged, limited edition 140 gram LP and CD includes perennial audience favorites including 'Amy Carter', 'The Leader is Burning', 'One Blowjob', 'Treehouse' and 'Go Out Smoking'. Not for the shy or faint of heart these lads are recommended for fans of Sloppy Seconds, Screeching Weasel, The Dickies and The Queers.
Tracks:
1.1 The Leader Is Burning
1.2 Go Go Saddam Hussein
1.3 Big Ass on Fire
1.4 Treehouse
1.5 Future Gods of Rock
1.6 Sex Billy
1.7 Priapus Power
1.8 One Blowjob
1.9 Queen of the Gorillas
1.10 Oft Times When We Pork
1.11 David of the Merkin
1.12 Friendly Chimps
1.13 Colonoscopy
1.14 I Now Pronounce You Rock and Roll
1.15 Amy Carter
1.16 Save My Dna
1.17 Yen for Your Yang
1.18 Flesh Eating Parasite
1.19 Bivouac on Venus
1.20 Flaccid Is the Night
1.21 Faces of the Revelers
1.22 High on Rock and Roll
1.23 Pot Mountain
1.24 Half Mast
1.25 We Kill Evil
1.26 Mommanatrix
1.27 Worship Us
1.28 Gay Jew Conquistador
1.29 Big Blue Ball
1.30 Go Out Smoking
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Glad to have purchased this great product.
The wood pattern is awesome. Love the workmanship.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 18, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Oil them often
Beautiful boards. Wish the charcuterie side had more sections in the smaller boards. Be prepared to oil them often or the cut marks show quite a bit.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 2, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Just what I expected
Been using these for about a month now. I will say they do scratch very easily. My knives suck, and first use you can see every scratch. I don’t really mind because I feel like that’s expected with wooden cutting boards.
They look pretty, sit pretty, and haven’t split or warped on me yet. They have a good weight to them as well. I imagine you will have some upkeep such as using oil/board butter but I haven’t gotten to that point yet.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 8, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Very nice boards
Great cutting boards. Have handled alot of abuse. The fact that you get 3 sizes is a plus and may be the best part is the golder for them so they can sit on your kitchen counter amd enjoy their beauty when not using them. Do not put them in the dishwasher
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Reviewed in the United States on March 17, 2026
★★★★★ 5
No more plastic in my food
This is the real deal. Get yourself a cutting board maintenance kit and this will last 20 years. Great wood, no micro plastics in your food, easy to clean and maintain. And looks fantastic
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Reviewed in the United States on March 11, 2026
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