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Disappointing Affirmations - Unfollow Your Dreams! - BookFrom the wildly popular Instagram account, Disappointing Affirmations hilariously counters the culture of relentless toxic positivity with a realistic take on a disappointing world where failure is always an option, but thats okay. Pairing lovely vacation photos taken by the author himself with sayings that are amusingly self critical, encouraging, disillusioned, or all three at once, Tarnowski points to feelings commonly unacknowledged or hidden and
- From the wildly popular Instagram account, Disappointing Affirmations hilariously counters the culture of relentless toxic positivity with a realistic take on a disappointing world where failure is always an option, but that’s okay.
- Pairing lovely vacation photos taken by the author himself with sayings that are amusingly self-critical, encouraging, disillusioned, or all three at once, Tarnowski points to feelings commonly unacknowledged or hidden and spotlights them with humor, wit, and empathy.
- You can do it! But you probably won’t. But also: Be kind to yourself, asshole.
- Transforming and re-envisioning the material for print while adding tons of new work, this is the funny-because-it’s-true, sneaky self-help gift book for anyone who isn’t happy all the time and doesn’t feel seen in the whole “positive mental attitude” culture. Unfollow your dreams!
- Like a non-disappointing gift with purchase, the book's jacket folds out into a motivational poster, suitable for display anywhere disappointment may strike.
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Happy with quality & price
Color: Crinkle Duck (Yellow), Size: Large
Lasts longer than most toys for the price
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Reviewed in the United States on May 30, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Long lasting ducks
Color: Crinkle Duck (Yellow), Size: Large
My dog hasn’t ripped this one open and she enjoys the crinkle. The squeaker has stopped, but it still has crinkle. It’s also really easy to clean. She has 3 in total.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 4, 2026
★★★★★ 5
My puppy tore it up in about 5min. She had a ball while it lasted.
Color: Crinkle Duck (Yellow), Size: Large
Cute, not durable
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Reviewed in the United States on May 30, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Monkee-doodle loves that it has a crinkle sound when playing tug-of -war
Color: Crinkle Chicken (Yellow), Size: Large
Monkee-doodle likes this toy because it has a squeaker and it also has a crinkle noise maker inside. She loves playing with the toy and it’s easy to spot since it is bright yellow in color. It is suitable for dogs and doesn’t have any pieces that can come loose and harm your pet.
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★★★★★ 5
Great plated and nice designs to chose from . These are good and strong.
Size: 10 in-140 count
Love these plates for every soy. I normally use paper plates for lunch but I started using them for non messy dinners. We have even used them for spaghetti. They handled the sauce and meaball and sausage with no problem. I would normally U.S. China plates for something like the, I got lazy one night and used these I was pleasantly shocked they worked with no leak through.
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